May 2013
I was on round 4 of geoguessr and I was doing so good and then I accidentally clicked out of it OH I’M PISSED
perriies:
2 lazy to send a msg on my phone but Julie rocks!!!! I love Julie Julie is one of my faves. If u ain’t Julie u ain’t living
Julie doesn’t feel like a real word anymore
omg :***
hijodelagranputa:
I wish I could add Julie to the “people who inspire you” section of my Facebook page but I don’t even know if that’s a feature anymore.
holy crap
Thank you sophie
It is 3:26 am
Do I eat Chinese food
3 am is a good time to remember how much I love coffee right
t4mst3r asked: You are incredibly smart and brave. You make me want to better myself constantly because you inspire me to not sit idly by when bad stuff happens. You've made me less shy about my body and helped me realize that my vagina rules and that talking about it is cool! Also, I'm jealous of your makeup skills.
Send me messages tell me good things about me boost my ego please
well now that we’re talking about blacklisting URLs I’d like to dedicate this moemnt to anyone who wants to unfollow me but doesn’t want to hurt my feelings to please do so now
I haven’t tried any of the soaps yet
I really like lush face products but I never notice anything longterm with my skin only for like the next few hours
incoherent-sentences replied to your photo: Tell me I’m cute
wait is this a face mask for lush is it the lettuce one
it’s mask of magnaminty
it’s weird how I’ve gotten over so many things by just pretending I don’t care about them until I seriously don’t care about them because I’ve now done that with so many things that I just don’t care about anything
who the f are you people
I’m just asking because the spider that I’ve been letting live in my room for the past few weeks now has four legs
do spiders lose their legs
I SEE JORDYN SO SOON I’M GONNA THROW UPPPP
changpup replied to your photo: this game is hard and my whole freaking family is…
how many points did you get? i got 8929 my first time
I just got 10,966 points
thanks annah you always make me feel better. ♡
I hurt the inside of my ear with a q-tip the other day and I can still feel it. am I going to die
genocidercyo:
clockey:
you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
raspukin:
Oh my god
Im vleeding out my bagina again
You gotta be kidding me
vleeding out my bagina
I’ve never even called someone by accident I don’t know why I’m so paranoid. it’s just SO EASY TO SLIP AND DO IT WITHOUT EVEN KNOWING!!!!!
I check my phone every five seconds because I’m constantly scared that I’ve accidentally called someone and they are listening to me talking/singing to myself and in doing so I almost accidentally called someone
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I want to masturbate and also listen to Carly Rae Jepsen and I’m having trouble doing both things at once
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raspukin:
I bet I could beat you in a race bitch
I’m really ashamed to say that this was my 240,000th liked post
new york’s hottest club is
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Watchparalysedbeaver:
The final Stefon sketch from Saturday Night Live.
mechabre:
bondage (◡‿◡✿)
pretty bondage (✿◠‿◠)
complicated rope bondage (❁´◡`❁)*✲ﾟ*
bondage in bright colors (●⌒∇⌒●)
bondage that purposefully accentuates the sub’s beauty ＼(^▽^＠)ノ
bondage that is beautiful in its own right (((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))
b o n d a g e ☆*･゜ﾟ･*\(^O^)/*･゜ﾟ･*☆
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gosh I just love all of you okay I’m so emotional
I want to buy presents for everyone but I can’t afford it
I can’t stop thinking about these two sketches from the Andy Milonakis show
one where he went up to people who were sitting and shouted “HEY, I BET I COULD BEAT YOU IN A RACE, BITCH” and another when he sat down at a table with people and would say one thing and then flip over the table and shout “THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER”
I wish I would stop thinking about Andy...
the worst thing is that I keep saying “I’m going to call the IOL this week!” and I’ve literally been saying that since January and now that I’m done with school for the semester I don’t have an excuse
I’m never going to learn how to be a functional adult if I don’t deal with my depression, but…
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[[MORE]]I literally might not have passed any of the classes (not necessarily failed with an F but gotten less than a C-) I took this semester and I haven’t gotten my grades back yet but I don’t want to see them when I do
and my parents know I did really horribly and they know they can’t do anything about it and they say they’re not going to yell or lecture me or anything...
I’ve been so fucking cynical lately and this is so not me
kittencoven:
I hope that people who think they’re cool and different for doing things that aren’t popular suddenly have everything they covet ripped away from them and I hope a bunch of famous teenagers start endorsing things
what I really want is Justin Bieber to bring back tripp pants
confusedtree:
In all seriousness Idris Elba as the 12th Doctor would be a great casting choice because he’d kill it and we’d get to find out just exactly how many anglophiles are also gigantic racists
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I’m still awake and listening to the drums
why am I still awake and listening to the drums