February 2012
Man I was really bummed today, because I learned synthetic division in precalc and I actually was getting the right answers! And then I went to do my homework for the first time in months and I couldn’t do any of it. I did like 4 out of 11 or something and gave up. I wish I wasn’t so bad at math because I really do like it. But I don’t wanna do something I suck at!!! Precalc...
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californiapants replied to your post: I’m going to make all the hash browns and put all…
RUINING HASH BROWNS
nope. making them better
I’m going to make all the hash browns and put all the onions in it
would you rather make a lip scrub out of regular sugar or brown sugar
and although that anon is not from my school, if they were I’d be a little less surprised because I go to school without showering for two days or occasionally more because I’m a disgusting fuckbag who gives absolutely no shits
but that last picture of me is like not even an hour after I did shower
Anonymous asked: why does your hair always look so greasy!!!!
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amonstroussight replied to your link: Do you enjoy buying designer things that are significantly brought down in price? Join HauteLook and never have money again!
i’ve had a hautelook account for months but forget about it all the time
:( I should have told you because I just bought the Book of Shadows IV for $33 (shipping and all)
Do you enjoy buying designer things that are... →
Seriously, though. I’ve gotten Urbay Decay, Pop Beauty, BootsiTootsi, MukLuks, Keds and Pixi Beauty from here. Some things have been up to 75% off. If you like sales and online shopping and impulse decisions, join :3
AND the best part is, when you invite people, like I’m inviting you all right now, you get $10 when they make their first purchase. How awesome is that?
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amonstroussight replied to your post: amonstroussight replied to your post: this sounds…
DANG. I just have Naked, the Rollergirl palette, a mini primer potion, mini lip junkie, and a deluxe shadow. I NEED MORE.
join HauteLook ;) they have UD sales every few months. oh I forgot to say that I have two glide on eyeliners, too
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amonstroussight replied to your post: this sounds so stupid but I love looking at my…
my ud products are like my prized possessions.
SAME I remember when I was younger, whenever I’d go into Sephora I’d see the UD area and basically thought it was something I’d always want but I’d never have :( but now I have Naked, Naked 2, two lip junkie lipglosses, the Midnight...
where is my foot scrubber I want to use it right NOW
I want to get a pedicure right now
good thing I just hit my wrist so hard that my hand might actually fall off
this sounds so stupid but I love looking at my makeup collection even if it’s small compared to some
I love having products by MAC and Make Up For Ever and Sephora and Urban Decay and Vera Wang and ahhhh
I don’t need any of it but I love it all
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As a sex educator, I’ve heard my fair share of slang terms for semen: cum, jizz,...
– Do you know what’s in a teaspoon of semen? One of our sex educators tells you all about it. Click here to find out. (via myplannedparenthood)
BABY GRAVY omfg.
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Let's just make this clear. I'm so done with this...
stfusexists:
slond-n-slondon:
you post nudes because
very little self confidence and you’re looking for encouragement and praise from people that either know you and know how low your self confidence is and feel the need to make you feel better or people that don’t and wouldn’t care to, you’re just another bitch to fap to
or
you’re sending sexy pictures to a boyfriend taking pictures of...
Anonymous asked: how did you buy a vibrator without your parents knowing? I want to buy one so bad but my mom can see my bank account and plus she would wonder what I ordered when it arrived
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rootbeersss replied to your post: mschainsaw replied to your post: I knew you liked…
store.babeland.com/vibr… THIS IS THE CUTEST THING EVER
I KNOW I don’t own it but I’ve felt it (they let you feel everything in the store before you pick what you want) and for it being a tiny little thing it is STRONG
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mschainsaw replied to your post: I knew you liked sex but I didn’t know you were that much of a sex addict lol.
what kind of vibrator do you use? every sex toy I’ve tried has been… less than satisfying.
I only get them from Babeland. They’re kind of pricey but SOOO WORTH IT. Except for the cheapo bullet vibe I got that was my ultimate favorite and then it died after a few months. But I got...
I figured it out
blush is supposed to make you look like you just had an orgasm
because that’s definitely what it does for me oh my GOD I love it
Anonymous asked: I knew you liked sex but I didn't know you were that much of a sex addict lol.
I’ve literally lost count of how many vibrators I own
What hairstyle and color do you think looks/would look best on me?
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Deb, MUFE’s aqua cream looks GREAT on the cheeks (it can be used for lips and eyes too!) but it’s water proof and you have to work FAST because it dries in like 10 seconds but if you do a tiny bit at a time it’s fine.
I realize that having a passion for makeup is pretty worthless if I’m not going to get professional about it but I guess it’s better than spending all my money on drugs
debbbb said: ...
I’ve played with Make Up For Ever’s aqua cream and I have a Pixi palette I think and it has cute blushes in it. I’ve never used orgasm because I’m scared of messing it up in front of the employees
“apparently he makes unbearable noises when he eats and has sleep apnea while he’s completely conscious!!!”
oh
my
fucking
GOD
I’ve been experimenting with blush and cheek stain lately and I’m not sure how I feel about it yet
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my teacher gave my screenplay back and one of his comments is “this sounds like a Woody Allen film”
I am so fucking annoyed can I please just live alone
I wonder how many people think the extreme detail of yoga is stupid until they actually do it and feel amazing
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jjmeowmeow asked: how did you make your avocado pasta? i bought and avocado so i could make it.