I’m exposing Alyssa to Nicki Minaj
I think she’s scared? I don’t know
January 2011
I swear I just heard the Judge Judy announcer say “Julie is suing her semi-Tourette’s husband for unpaid toy truck”
yep
December 2010
ate a piece of garlic bread, a chocolate chip cookie and a pickle
still not satisfied
Alyssa is supposed to be here in twenty minutes or so and I still am not even dressed.
Wait you don't get your hair professionally dyed?
nop nobody wants to pay for it even though it’d probably be more worth it since I’ve spent over $100 on boxes since June
Wait you don't get your hair professionally dyed?
nop nobody wants to pay for it even though it’d probably be more worth it since I’ve spent over $100 on boxes since June
what kind of hair dye do you use?
Natural Instincts. It fades fast but I love the color.
what kind of hair dye do you use?
Natural Instincts. It fades fast but I love the color.
December
GPOY vomit much?
are you stupid
GPOY vomit much?
are you stupid
October
September
